weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

patrickstumpkoala:

Okay but consider this: new Fall Out Boy music.

neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

"
  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
"
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings) ←

wtfkarth:

LAST NIGHT DURING BUT ITS BETTER IF YOU DO BRENDON AND DALLON START DOING HIGH KNEES THEN DALLON GETS DOWN ON HIS FUCKING K N E E S IN FRONT OF BRENDON ((also a bra gets thrown up))

behindthsea:

growing up…2003-2009-2013

behindthsea:

growing up…
2003-2009-2013

sophmoreslump:

Patrick at Aaron’s Amphitheatre M&G // 7.30.14

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

”Would you rather f**k a goat or not f**k a goat but everybody thinks you did?” [x]

asmadasarabbit:

I swear I will never get tired of Gerard Way’s tweets 

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

micool-and-gavy:

rainbownova:

diickspriite:

professorblacklupin:

Quick! Someone who doesn’t know Achievement Hunter, explain this gif:

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the bearded man is spinning his little curly haired friend in a gentle bro embrace with slightly gay intentions.

never been more right

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